This is an real conversation which Kikki and I actually had Monday.
Kikki: Since I’m the first person in my family to be born in America, we don’t really do thanksgiving. We just sort of use it as yet another excuse to get together and drink wine.
Me: What do you think an American thanksgiving is?
Kikki: Well. You have pilgrims. It’s different.
Have a safe and happy drunken pilgrim day.